OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel.
OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel.
Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel.
Can't buy it? Tough! Eat your oil!
Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled filet of camel ass!!!

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not innapropriate but possibly not work appropriate unless you work with women dealing with hot flashes!

i just was contacted by the principal. i will be teaching Math with 2 different teachers next year???? math, go figure. not a problem. 8th grade math is not like chemistry or some of the other things i taught. i contacted both teachers, told themi was excited to work with them. asked whet "math" was (in HS you have algebra, geometry, etc) and ( Read more... )

instead of trying to make every child kinda good at everything why cant we find out what they are good at and let them excell at that?


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the smell in my classroom is not as strong. progress is being made. i hope it does not reoccure when it rains

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these amaze me. i know there is a math thing behind them but it still amazes me

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