Comments | mjdiem: I'm Being Stalked By The AARP

mjdiem

I'm Being Stalked By The AARP

Jan 21, 2009 22:23

I don't feel old. Or at least I didn't until my birthday last year when something horrifying happened. AARP cards began to mysteriously appear in my mailbox. WTF?

They offer...I don't know...stuff. Some kind of discounts. Not like I'm opening these things. It's the friggin' AARP. They may as well be posting prunes.

And yet the AARP cards keep piling ( Read more... )

aarp, prunes, birthday

Comments 6

tracyworld January 22 2009, 05:09:49 UTC

You are so funny! Thanks for this laugh. My mate got his first senior discount this past summer and the receipt is now displayed on his refrigerator. He was 47 when he got it.

mjdiem January 22 2009, 14:44:04 UTC

I hide mine. Maybe I'll actually open one today.

No. No I don't think so...

I'm sure the AARP are perfectly nice people. I'm also pretty sure that on the days they send these out they are rocking the office with Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".

tracyworld January 22 2009, 15:14:18 UTC

HA HA!

akamarykate January 22 2009, 19:21:41 UTC

See, the thing is, this is all depersonalized commercialism. They only want you for your dues-paying ability because you have the right numbers.

If they could see your socks, they would NEVER let you in!

christine444 January 23 2009, 05:23:37 UTC

Just toss it into the "circular file," and have a happy birthday! :>)

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