Nolte vs. Lohan: We Report, You Decide

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Comments

[morley]

I respectfully disagree with you, sir. Nolte is better. Lohan doesn't look any more cracked out or vacant in that pic than she or other young starlets look in the countless other candid or staged photos I see posted on numerous celebrity blogs. She actually looks normal. He, however, looks a fucking trainwreck.

I do agree with "paangsofsilence" about Britney's vulva, though. That, sadly, truly does drive the definition of this decade.