I've got gadgets and gizmos of plenty.

[mjohannesson]

Birthdays are supposed to be mad affairs, full of too loud relatives that love to pinch your cheeks, and Grandparents that give you cards stuffed with money. Of course, the best part is the cake, and having all eyes on you as you try not to do something completely embarrassing when blowing out the candles. Birthdays should be memorable, right? Last

Comments

[uraymond]

throwback usher I had this bag of Mike & Ike's the other night, but I didn't check to see what kind it was. I'll have to buy every flavor now to find out.

[mjohannesson]

I'll gladly help you eat them all. I've got a candy jones like no other.

[uraymond]

Okay, good. I don't even remember the color of the bag.

[mjohannesson]

We'll work our way through all the brands until you figure it out. This could take years, but I'm willing to put the time in.

[trentinicarolin]

You're gorgeous, I'd reccomend bkolesnikov but I'm horribly biased, and you can always bother me on corrupting carol.

[mjohannesson]

:-* Be mine.

[trentinicarolin]

How do you feel about for always?

[mjohannesson]

I think I love that idea.

[haileyleisha]

Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure that candy takes years and years to expire. Was she like, eighty? Sour patch kids > swedish fish.

[mjohannesson]

I don't know, but she kept swinging her ass in my face, and it looked a little wrinkled? I don't know if they're greater, but I do like the sour patch straws. I use them as actual straws sometimes.

[ex_rachelmca47]

What a great first post! I also love that you have TGS in your first post, it made me watch them all last night while I was a little tipsy and I laughed. A whole lot. Maybe someday we can dance around together and drink beer in an area that is smoke-free. I like skittles and my screen name is rachel mcmuffin. ;-) .. I also hate typos :-[

[mjohannesson]

Now by smoke free area, do you mean your living room, because that would be amazing, and I would love that. I love skittles too! I only eat the red ones, so for my birthday, my little cousin gave me a whole bag of just red skittles. :[ Did I typo?

[ex_rachelmca47]

I do! And no, I did.

[mjohannesson]

I saw the email after I sent this comment, but sometimes typos are cute. Especially when you tell someone you like them, and you typo by saying love. Not that it happens all that often.

[beckettwilliam]

I love candy too?

freee will e

[mjohannesson]

I don't think you're completely sure.

[beckettwilliam]

Okay you caught me, I'm anti-candy.