Oh, shit.

[mjollnir]

I have a lump on my epididimus.

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[pensivegargoyle]

I'll kiss it better. :)

How can you tell though, it's a lumpy little thing anyway. Most likely nothing to worry about, but have it checked.

[mjollnir]

I've had it for a month, maybe. I thought it was just swelling from hard play or blue balls or something. It never went down and might have gotten bigger. It's definitely larger than the other side, and more painful when I manipulate it. I'm getting my health card next week and seeing the first doctor I can after that.

[bearpawly]

DUDE!

I hope you've having that checked.

[mjollnir]

ASAP.

[varianor]

I had to look that word up! Hope it's nothing serious.

[mjollnir]

Probably harder to look up since I spelled it wrong, isn't it with a Y? At any rate, I hope so too. The first thing they do if it's what I'm afraid it might be is cut the whole thing off.

[pensivegargoyle]

Not for epididymitis, which is probably what you have if there's swelling. I had it earlier this year and my left testicle blew up to the size of a baseball! Loads of fun, but no cutting involved. I just had an ultrasound and then antibiotics.

[mjollnir]

Well then I'm really hoping that's what it is. :)

[cubhaystack]

Yikes, I hope it turns out to be the least threatening of all possible outcomes...

[bazaarfox]

Ish... Sorry to hear that Steve... Hope they'll be able to fix you up quickly...