Yeah. I'm sick of the whole no-power thing. Also, IF I AM ASKED BY MY RESIDENTS IF I CAN TURN THE POWER ON ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO BLUDGEON ALL OF THEM WITH A LARGE ROCK AND HIDE THEIR BODIES IN THE BOMB SHELTER UNDERNEATH DWIGHT! NO ONE WILL FIND THEM BECAUSE NO ONE WILL MISS THEM! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The Feline Evolution Catseat.

This has been a rough semester. I found out a few days ago that my grandmother (the one i live with) has cancer of the larynx. The doctors are arguing whether or not it will be better to remove her larynx or give her radiation. If her larynx is removed, she will have a hole in her neck and she will not be able to speak, smell or taste. If she has ( Read more... )

Testicle Implants

I'm thinking about getting a fourth.

When you were younger, did you ever scream/talk into a container and then shut it really fast in an attempt to trap your voice?

I know I did.

5:00 am is fucking early, though a nice time to take pictures and prepare to face the day.

In case you are as odd as I am and thirst for bizarre knowedge, you will find this post useless. Here we go.

Remeber the Nickelodeon show "Legends of the Hidden Temple"? The host's name is Kirk Fogg and he looks EXTREMELY similar to Glenn Cochran. Can we say secret identity? Perhaps a carefully hidden past? Hmmm...

This isn't to anyone specifically, but to all my friends:

I'm sorry if I've been distant lately. I don't know what's wrong; I just feel off. Hopefully this funk will pass soon.

Taken a picture naked? not to my knowledge ( Read more... )

Dear Gremlin,

Please give me my glasses back. I need them to see stuff. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Nate