I want to fuck some bridesmaids like it's going out of style.

[mjrod]

Let me tell you about my night. Me and the boys decided to just hit a few random bars. We hit this bar that was weak as fuck, so i had a gin and tonic, and everyone else just had a brew. We dicussed the shitty bar that we were in, and we decided that we needed to hit the amsterdam brewery. So, we finish our drinks, and head to this brewery. At

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[dbreijak]

that is the funniest lj entry ever..challenged!

[cokewithdrawl]

Man, this sounds exactly like something Tucker Max would do. And for that, I salute you.

[uofmcymblchiq]

Ditto...nothing like a man that parties balls and cock out!