Today, I was walking down State Street and I saw a girl that I had met earlier this year. To say that she is hot is like saying the Arctic Circle is chilly. It happened to be just my luck that she had no bra on as well. I was taking in the sights as she was walking towards me, and I stopped to say hi. I managed to look her in the eye for the ( Read more... )

You know, a couple of years ago I had the option of leaving Belleville behind forever, and I didn't do it. As much as I despise the insanely high concentration of white trash and drama, I have some unbelieveably legit friends here. If friends were money, I would have enough to pay Bill Gates to wipe my ass with $100 bills like it was his fucking ( Read more... )