My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulmkmary goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Vampire.ashes_angel2001 gives you 16 tan apple-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.bloodflowers_ tricks you! You get a dead frog.laffingklowne tricks you! You get a block of wood.lavajin gives you 8 dark blue vanilla-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.lunaticlake gives you 15 ( Read more... )

After last week, you'd think that things at work would slow down to a "normal" chain of boring work related events. Ya know, just the usual who is screwing who, who took a long break and who can be the first to tattle on who is sneaking extra cigatette breaks, etc ( Read more... )

OK, loyal readers. Remember last week? The cheese attack? The momentary loss of social skills? HA! Friday was the bomb. On Thursday I got an official rejection from GM on one bad part they recieved then Friday morning the little darlings sent me ANOTHER official rejection on 2 parts with different defects. Come on you dweebs - 3 parts, give ( Read more... )

LJ Interests meme results

1. depression:
   Gaak, I used to be soooo depressed...for a long time. Seems like another life ago.
2. dvd's:
   I'm a movie-holic. Love to watch my favorite movies over and over.
3. genealogy:
   I've traced my family history back quite a ways, I was hoping to find who in the family was famous, infamous, a registered Indian or just note ( Read more... )

Yesterday, at work, I went to Farmer Crack to get some lunch. They have a pretty good deli and I'm pretty much fast-fooded out anyway. I decided to try to have a healthy lunch. I got a big chef salid and a box of Triscut crackers and a can of Cheeze-Whiz. Yes, this is healthy ( Read more... )

We are getting air conditioning!!!!!!!!! I'm sitting at my desk and the heating & cooling guys are all over. The tin benders are above us bending tin and dragging stuff around, the new air unit has been put up on the roof, we even have our own thermostat in our office!!!!! Whooo-hoo!!!! Next step - inside plumbing ( Read more... )

Our whole county got hit pretty bad on Sunday, major nasty thunderstorm. I was dicking around at home, throwing stuff into the laundry room, thinking of baking a pineapple up-side-down cake, just trying to figure what I wanted to do when hubby come in and told me that we were under a severe thunderstorm warning. No big deal, most of them are all ( Read more... )

I'm sitting here at my desk having lunch. I did a quick Taco Bell run. So I reached into my bag-o-food and removed my burrito supreme; un-wrapped it and noticed that it looks like a fat, white, un-cut, semi-limp dick. Rather disgusting actually ( Read more... )

Your Rising Sign is Aquarius


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We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of ( Read more... )