Bethany

[mkmollywobbles]

This is an ode to my roomie Bethany. Before I get that out of the way, I want to say that it was good to see you tonight, Duane. Anyways, what happened last night after book club with a certain twosome is DISGUSTING and I want to PUKE. I just want Bethany to find someone to fall madly in love with and have wild sex with and tell disgustingly

Comments

[anonymous]

I don't know anything about that twosome, but I am sure I will throw up when I hear about it. Plus, I love Bethany too. And I love Molly. It's true I do. That's all.

p.s. i'll bake the brownies

actually Beth commenting

[anonymous]

This is prolly the best thing that was ever written about me. Seriously, that just made my life. If anyone ever tries to top that they will FAIL! I want to say that even though you may want to look like me (the blonde godess) it is much more fun to be mysterious and exotic, like the beautiful you! I love you too, and I am so excited to be living with you, and my favorite music is the music of our laughter together. Oprah is asking where you are and she wants you to come home so we can have a dance party...so hurry up!

love forever and always,
Bethany L. Champion