Warded from Professors.
Told you I'd get you something good. May 14th. Recognise the date? It's the date of our next Hogsmeade Weekend. It's also the date The Weird Sister's tour hits the U.K. Because of all the extra security, tickets are even harder to come by than usual. But as usual, when it comes to you I spare nothing.
Enjoy
*Out of the note slips two Weird Sister's concert tickets - best seats in the house - for May 14th.*
I've been trying for the life of me to figure out this annoying stench that's been infecting the castle for the last, oh I don't know, few months or so. I thought it was that Professor's dog. You know, the one they actually allow in the castle, instead of outside with all the other wild beasts. Couldn't be that. Then I thought that with the old man dead, the House Elves had taken to not showering. After careful interrogation I found out that wasn't the case. Then what could it possibly be -- other than the continual foul stench coming from Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw.
I'd tell you all to start cleaning up after yourselves, but in your situation it'd be quite impossible.
Don't feel comfortable. Your kind won't be able to bully me out of Hogwarts the way they bullied Salazar. Not a chance. I'm not leaving until I say so, until I've finished what I've set out to do. Deal with it.
So, have any of you decided on what we talked about earlier? If you have, let me know privately. We can set some things in motion.