River drownings tragic, yes, but nothing more than....

[mlee336]

A COMPLETE LACK OF SELF-CONTROL!!!

Honestly people, do you really think there is enough logical, hard evidence to support some mysterious "river killer"?! Give me a fuckin' break, yeah it's completely tragic that so many college men have died in the river; but let's face the facts:

- Each man was DRUNK
- Each man had just come from a BAR or PARTY
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Comments

[notprettygirl07]

But a river killer is so much more exciting!

[liljoeyboy]

I was just talking to someone about this. I guess it actually takes some work to get from the park to the river or something. If that's the case, I believe this: college guy gets super drunk and ends up dying from alcohol poisoning or choking on vomit or something. His also very drunk friends freak out and drag his body to the river, because they don't know what to do with it.

[mlee336]

That is a likely (and logical) scenario. It is however, not as hard as one would believe getting to the river. It is very close to downtown and very accessible. I'm not sure how your friend thinks it's not easy to get to, drunk people have an amazing nack for getting into places they shouldn't be.

[liljoeyboy]

Oh, it wasn't a friend. I guess someone I work with was friends with the guy, and she was talking about it with our residents. Then one of the residents was talking to me about it. Honestly, I haven't seen any of the actual news on it.