FUCK CHRISTMAS! While I'm at it, fuck Yule, fuck Hanukkah, and fuck Kwanzaa. Fuck institutionalized spending on people I don't give a shit about. Fuck people who want to look all butt-hurt when they give me something I told them not to give me and then don't get anything in return because I DON'T FUCKING CELEBRATE A HOLIDAY FOR A RELIGION I DON'T ( Read more... )

1) Families are stupid.
2) Drinking to make social situations more bearable can really go either way.
3) If you are made to eat food you neither want nor like, it should at least taste good.
4) a.Who the FUCK invented football? b.Where can I buy the rights to crush their nuts with a pipe wrench?

We got the caaar back! We got the caaar back!

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I saw an ad in the Nashville Scene for a band called Darker My Love who will be playing at the Exit/In ( Read more... )

I'm not coming down from a cocaine and booze binge. Why am I listening to Van Morrison...?

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of (if you want to - I'm not here to infringe upon your free will).

My answer to today's writer's block - Sick Girl: The Adventures of an Eeyore in the Real World ( Read more... )

I'm trying very hard to ignore the election coverage until tonight. It will just make me freak out, drink heavily and pack my bags for New Zealand.
However, if anyone needs a ride to the polls, I will be more than happy to take you.

My Halloween costume is 'Rock n Roll Suicide" and "Blasphemous Rumors" just came up on random on my iPod.

I totally just screamed like a little girl if little girls screamed things like "Ohholychristfuckshit ( Read more... )