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[mlmp08]

I've been having a lot of really, really vivid dreams of late. They've involved zombies, a home intruder I shot (Courtney was not pleased, as I was at her Los Angeles home at the time, and I made a mess of her carpet/scared the shit out of her), another zombie, sex, swimming, and automobiles. I enjoy vivid dreams

Comments

[willkieguy]

is your perfected plan, by any chance, to shoot them in the brain?

[mlmp08]

No, it's just that everyone thinks they need a fucking .45, shotgun (ok, still a good idea) and assault rifle. I say a .22LR pistol and a .22LR rifle would be perfect, since they penetrate a skull and 550 rounds take up the space of a softball. Fuck stopping power if all it takes is simple brain penetration and the rest is just gravy. Also, I can put 10 rounds from a .22LR rifle or pistol onto softball sized target at a distance of 40 feet or so in just a few seconds. Plus more details, but I'm not letting you know of my rural hideout, or you bastards will go there and eat my food/use my ammo when the zombie apocalypse is here.

[md_iles]

Is there any reason that I should be offended, scared or apologetic towards you, or are we just having fun?