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[mm_donuts]

3 new favorite words:

Haptodysphoria: the uncomfortable sensation one gets when touching certain objects particularly soft things, like cotton balls or peach fuzz.

Defenestrate: to throw (something or someone) out the window.

Absquatulate: to leave suddenly.

Comments

[pigs273]

one should absquatulate after one flatulates

[pigs273]

i emailed this to my linguistics TA. you would definitely have a crush on this guy. you're in the wrong city, betsy.

[mm_donuts]

I feel really deprived of the joys of crush-worthy TAs. I shall either have to move up to Seattle or on to professors.

[pigs273]

duh, move to seattle.

[yeah_exactly]

I experience haptodysphoria so frequently. I'm glad to know there's a word for it.