Sham Wow? In Jail? For Beating a Prostitute?

[mmccue]

But wait...the story gets stranger.

Seriously? Oh, she's done this before?

Comments

[missmurderrose]

when i read this on perez i laughed out loud because they put a picture up too. haha

[jhandfield]

I have to admit, I'm a little disappointed he didn't have a ShamWow on hand for his mugshot.

Besides, it's all the Scientologists' fault! If only they hadn't kicked him out and pulled the funding to his movie...