needy Google meme
The needy meme, totally stolen from charlotteschaos. You go to Google, type in "[your name] needs" and then see what it is that you need. "Antoinette" isn't my real name, by the way, but I'm keeping my mask on. ;)
1. ANTOINETTE NEEDS A CRACK REFILL!!!!!!PRONTO!!!!!!!
Oh, don't look so surprised.
2. Antoinette needs respectability.
I'm a fallen woman.
3. Antoinette needs to meet the goal of getting the apartment and keeping it for at least a year.
It's part of my crack-rehabilitation strategy.
4. Antoinette needs encouragement as her position is extremely difficult.
I can't hold this position for long! I'm getting a cramp in my right leg and all the blood is rushing to my head.
5. Antoinette needs to find some food to bring back home, but she doesn’t know how to find it.
The grocery store was fresh out.
6. Antoinette needs to read history. The French Revolution had it right. Time to bring back the guillotine!
What, don't you like cake?!
7. Antoinette needs food, and with courageous mind she eats a chicken's wing which has been brought to her.
The funny thing is that for me, eating a chicken wing would be an act of great courage. (I've been a vegetarian my entire life.)
8. Antoinette needs company with the sourmilk etc.
It's lonely being locked in this pantry. Just me and the sour milk. Alas.
9. Antoinette needs to practice shooting.
Watch out. I'm a loose cannon.
10. Antoinette needs no defender.
Damn straight.
One of these days, I'll sit down and actually write a real post, instead of just memes all the time. Promise. They'll be interesting and everything. One of these days.
1. ANTOINETTE NEEDS A CRACK REFILL!!!!!!PRONTO!!!!!!!
Oh, don't look so surprised.
2. Antoinette needs respectability.
I'm a fallen woman.
3. Antoinette needs to meet the goal of getting the apartment and keeping it for at least a year.
It's part of my crack-rehabilitation strategy.
4. Antoinette needs encouragement as her position is extremely difficult.
I can't hold this position for long! I'm getting a cramp in my right leg and all the blood is rushing to my head.
5. Antoinette needs to find some food to bring back home, but she doesn’t know how to find it.
The grocery store was fresh out.
6. Antoinette needs to read history. The French Revolution had it right. Time to bring back the guillotine!
What, don't you like cake?!
7. Antoinette needs food, and with courageous mind she eats a chicken's wing which has been brought to her.
The funny thing is that for me, eating a chicken wing would be an act of great courage. (I've been a vegetarian my entire life.)
8. Antoinette needs company with the sourmilk etc.
It's lonely being locked in this pantry. Just me and the sour milk. Alas.
9. Antoinette needs to practice shooting.
Watch out. I'm a loose cannon.
10. Antoinette needs no defender.
Damn straight.
One of these days, I'll sit down and actually write a real post, instead of just memes all the time. Promise. They'll be interesting and everything. One of these days.