Heath Ledger going right after Brad Renfro, the crush objects of my teenie years are dropping like flies. I don't even know what to say.

Heroes video commentary is love.

I recently found myself explaining to someone that I don't keep a journal because I talk to myself instead. Therefore I am now going to share with you, my dear lj, several of the many interesting comments I made to myself while watching football this afternoon.

• Jeremy Shockey, New York Giant and noted douchebag, appears to be wearing a short- ( Read more... )

I had a goat cheese and red pepper omelette for dinner today, and now I am in a fantastic mood. Goat cheese really makes everything better. And I'm going to start fanaticizing again, really I am. Slowly moving in the right direction ( Read more... )

Things that have sucked so far this week:

• My car overheated due to leaking hose on the expressway, requiring me to climb into a tow truck while wearing a skirt.


• $200+ later the check engine light is on. (NB: The check engine light was not on while the damn car was overheating and the engine actually needed checking)


• The strap of my messenger ( Read more... )

Although I only intermittently know what they're talking about, it's for shit like this that I read idolatorfeed. ET2, U2 = best idea that will never ever happen

Monday ( Read more... )

I rated the Temeraire books on Amazon--as one does--and now the fools keep trying to sell me vampire romances. Damn you, naominovik!

In other news, nothing has ever made laugh as hard as the clip of Geraldo and Bill O'Reilly commiserating about those asshats over at Comedy Central. That beats a little old lady falling down any day.

clinton's shoulder pops
ligaments stretch like taffy
ha! sucks for you 'skins

too many games for you?
you can afford to buy
world's smallest violin

mcnabb says we could
go all the way just like each
year we start nil-nil

my greatest question
is why every commercial
stars peyton manning

People bitching at each other in comments gives me an unwanted emotional reaction. So do posts about politics, certain news items, and anytime the Eagles lose. Please to warn for these in the future, thank you and good night.