BRAKING NOOZ

[mmerrychristmas]

so i went to tha doctor and she looked in my mouth and said "oh my god!" and then she took a sample of my tonsils with a long cotton swab and since im pro spoon gagger and didn't like choke she was like "wow, you just gave me the best swab of my life" but i didnt say anything because it hurts to talk

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[schoolyardhero]

does this mean you can't hang out tomorrow :(:(

[mmerrychristmas]

probably, unless i have a mirac recov
which is possible since i have a really unconventional immune system.

but they couldn't give me the really good medicine because if it turns out to be mono, i would guaranteedly break out in an uncomfortable rash, in addition to it not working. so i'll get that stuff if the swab test comes back positive for strep throat :(

[freakin_pirate]

Just come anyway! You can sleep on a couch or something.

[jahnavi_alee]

Haha.
500 megabytes.

I hope you feel better!

[mmerrychristmas]

thank youu jahnavies

[tara_raean]

I bet it's strep. Everyone is getting that.

[mmerrychristmas]

yeah my band teacher had it and i touched his baton...
also my dad looked down my throat and said the swelling is clearing up considerably which means the strep medicine is working. it still hurts like a mother though

[_papa_]

...did you..do anything with mr.peirson?

[mmerrychristmas]

i ate some of his nuts and played with his baton, so theres a chance he gave me some GERMS

[anothercolor]

Strep is the worst. I hope you feel better.

[water_resistent]

I wonder if you're going to get your tonsils out.
Because that seems like it would be cool; you just get to eat ice cream all the time.

[schoolyardhero]

uhh

[schoolyardhero]

thats like saying its cool to be in a coma because you just get to take a big nap

[water_resistent]

your point?

just kidding