Not a good way to get sales

[mmk]

From the so weird, it can't be possibly happening dept:

"Let's say you're a defense-company marketing executive. And you want to make a splash at the Indian defense ministry's annual air show. Do you:

(a) buy expensive gifts for New Delhi's generals;
(b) treat the press to Kingfishers and samosas

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[itsjoy]

U-N-B-E-L-I-E-V-A-B-L-E!!