Oh Man....

[mmlonggnolmm]

On Thursday November,12 Mallory and her two friends Jamie and Christine, were supposed to accompany another friend of their's to the VIP room of a club in downtown Denver. To ensure that they not spend a lot of money, they decide to hit up their favorite bar for a little pre-club drinking. They arrive and begin ordering rounds, served up by the

Comments

[polmarwim]

what's with the 3rd person. I can't believe you rode around in a cage.

[mmlonggnolmm]

hahaha i know the cage was hilarious. We later wished that we had a camera but then realized we would have only been able to take pictures of two of us becuase we would be unable to pass the camera around. The third person? Well often when i am intoxicated i talk in the third person so i found it fitting to write the story in the third person.

[havehope]

its offical mallory wins the award for longest entry with post plot

[mmlonggnolmm]

hahaha YES! Do i get one of those ribbons?

[ollie_storm]

hahahahaha... ouch. i dont wish it apon my greatest enemys to have to wake up to a staring-black-toothed-mullet-lady. I smell dyke, and the stench makes me nautious

[mmlonggnolmm]

hahaha yes....my roomate and I loved your comment!

[baby_patty]

You should give your RA a knuckle sandwich

[mmlonggnolmm]

YES! if i could I would!

woo hoooo

[meryl_stosto]

that a good mal, howevr i think my detox in boulder might perhaps beat it

Re: woo hoooo

[mmlonggnolmm]

Its not a competition MERYL! but yeah you are right, the only differences are I remember it AND i was in a cage!