So a duck waddles into a bar, goes up to the bar tender and says, "Hey do you have any duck food?" The bartender says, "No, man we don't have any duck food." The next day, the duck waddles into the bar and was like "So hey do you have any duck food?" The bartender was like, "Dude I told you yesterday, we don't have any duck food." The next day
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