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The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: no
Do you party a lot? How often?: hahaha no
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: im addicted to ibprofin, but besides that, no
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: wow, alot, i suck
Do you skip classes? how often?: when i did have classes, i was barely there
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: no no no no no
Do you steal?: never
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: hahah no, if anything i wear too much
Do you drool over celebrities?: ew no
Do you watch a lot of TV?: sometimes
Do you ever watch the News?: sometimes
Do you even care about world issues?: yes
Do you read books often?: all the time, maybe too much. i relate to books, not people
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: no...i failed one. oh and then those others last semester...
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: no
Do you smoke cigarettes?: sick no
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: hahah no
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: i have a permanent crush on james, if that counts
Do you cuss a lot?: not even
Are you desperate to fit in?: haha no
Are you intelligent?: in some ways maybe
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: no
Black eyeliner?: yes
Black eyeshadow?: yes
Black trenchcoat?: yes i have one...
Black boots?: yes
Black fishnets?: yeah...
Black nail polish?: .......yeah
Cigarettes?: no
Heavy metal music?: no
Marilyn Manson?: no
Kittie?: no
Cradle of Filth?: no. but that describes my bedroom
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: hahah maybe
Do you like to be seen as: i dont
Are you an intellectual?: not really no
An atheist?: NO
Horrible home life?: no, its pretty good
Hopelessly depressed?: no. thats lame.
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: no
Self-mutilation?: no
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: a little
Big black boots?: yes
Mohawk?: hahha no. maybe someday.
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: NO just one. awwww haha james. he has 7.
Loud, confident and opinionated?: depends
Wild hair colors?: yesh.
NOFX?: HATE THEM!
Rancid?: yes owwww my guilty pleasure
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: no *cough james cough*
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: no idea
Do you watch a lot of sports?: HECK NO
Play a lot of sports?: no no no no no
Talk a lot about sports?: no
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: YES
Are you arrogant?: sometimes
Are you a male or female whore?: haha. only for marie. but she gets it free.
Are you homophobic?: no
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no lol
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: I AM yes
Boobs = yes?: wait what? i have them, dont want them...do you?
Parties = yes?: no
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: mmmmmm only if i get free food. but i already graduated...i should have done that
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: sometimes. does dying my hair count? oh and i wear makeup, so i guess yes.
Have you ever been on a diet?:not a specific one, no
How much did you lose?: -
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: oh in 7th grade jenny randall and i tried to be anarexic, but that didnt work for me, so she was anarexic and i was bulimec, but i only puked once and it was super nausiating. lol.
Make yourself throw up?: yeah, lol.
Make-up?: yes, im in love with it.
Low-cut tops?: hahhaaha no i dont need them my huge boob are always popping out of whatever i wear
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]:....b wow who cares
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: no
Giggle a lot?: no
What's the deal with boys?: um, i want to be one?
Thongs?: never. boxers, sometiems.
Pretty bras?: no, they are all plain and boring, i dont own pretty underwear.
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: ah yes im a magazine whore, but not COSMO i loathe it!!!!
Who's the weaker sex?: lame question
Are you a feminist?: i go on femanist rants
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: eh, in fight club ow owwww!
How often do you shave your legs?: actually ive been keeping them quite smooth.
How about your armpits?: every day
Are you emotional?: haha lately yes!
Especially when on your period?: what kind of question is that???
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?: originality
Independence or Companionship?: independence
Stability or Freedom?: stability
Personal or Interpersonal?: ?
Introvert or Extrovert?: intro
Popularity or Isolation?: isolaton
Unique or Loved?: what? this is confusing. both?
Understood or Individual?: whatever