I just got done working a nice 14 hour shift and I bet I smell. Nick has been farting, so it smells. It smells like a horse in here. But I am not sure if the horse smell is coming from my rank ass B.O. or Nick's butt. Write you're own ending.

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so Im doing an all nighter at work and we got a big gas leak. I feel really light headed right now. I hope I don't die. I have a lot of shit I need to do.

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I'm looking for a woman to clean my nose.

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"I WILL CAST A SPELL UPON YOU WITH MY GOBLIN COCK!"

- Fat guy to girl with dyed hair

Well, last day of Box Office. Two and half years of selling tickets and answering phones, done. And now, tomorrow is my first day of Production, the show. GWAR!!! I get to set up all that crazy bullshit. Im pretty stoked.

BRING ON THE BOMBS!!!!

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KMANG AND I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS UP.

THE WORLD CHAMPS...

CHICAGO WHITE SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CONGRATS BOYS, YOU EARNED IT!

~ENJOY YOU FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAM WINNING THE WORLD SERIES~


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So, I had a pretty shit day at work today. Ever since I found out that I am going to be full time in production in a week, I have kind of been going half ass in the box office. Well I worked in there tonight and I was fucking up all over the place near the end of my shift and I just wanted to go home, but I have a ton of fucking paper work to do. ( Read more... )

rose pedals, a pile of pubes, and an un-opened condom wrapper.

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-"Dont even start MJ,
are the Sox winning 8-2 right now?
No, the Cubs are BEOTCH"

-"Mr MJ so silly with your sox pride"

-"This is now an Anti Sox post!"

These are three replys to certain post's of mine from a Mr. Dane Mennon.
So I must ask, what's up now bitch?

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p.s. happy birthday you piece of shit.

Adult Swim is going to have The Boondocks. This is sweet.

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