[audio]

[mmmjustice]

What-- No! DAMN IT! Work you fucking piece of crap--

[The sound of something shaking is heard, plus the flutter of wings.]

I will kick your ass-- DAMN IT. GIVE THAT BACK-- BNO. YOU GOLDEN LITTLE PIECE OF TURD YOU DON'T--

FUCK YOU!!!

[Angry Smoker is angry. :|]

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[AUDIO]

[mmmjustice]

This piece of golden shit just ate something of mine--

[He's growling and it sounds like he's trying to catch something.] Fucking little piece of shit-- I'm going to SMASH YOU TO BITS. Fucking thing--

[He coughs and then sighs.]

[AUDIO]

[mmmjustice]

The last chapter to my book.

The other golem then chucked it out a window.

[perceivingpolly]

Did your golem take something?

[mmmjustice]

Not my golem, some dumbass golden one.

[perceivingpolly]

Not even yours? These things are all over the place.

[mmmjustice]

Yeah. Tch.

[Audio]

[inyourf_ace]

I'll help! [Wee more crashing and smashing sounds.]

[Audio]

[mmmjustice]

NO!!

PORTGAS-- DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE.

[ROOOOAR]

[Audio]

[inyourf_ace]

I'm just trying to help!! [Sulking pouty whine.]

[Audio]

[mmmjustice]

IF YOU WANT TO HELP! MAKE YOURSELF SCARCE AND DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. THE LAST THING I NEED IS ANY MORE OF MY READING MATERIAL RUINED!!

[mmmjustice]

...

Whatever.

[mmmjustice]

I won't. Tch.

[Audio]

[gpilot02]

[Trying not to laugh.] Should I place my money on the golem? It sounds like he's winnin'.

[Audio]

[mmmjustice]

Go. To. Hell.

[Audio]

[gpilot02]

I'd usually answer "Been there, done that" to that, but this place may take it literally.

[Audio]

[mmmjustice]

Che.