two things

[mmmmmriley]

Back on May 7, we had a little shindig at the house. It was good times and lots of drinking. Anyway, on that day a couple flies got into the house. No big, it's just a couple of flies

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[keiran]

-if you see a slow moving weenie dog coming towards you and your dogs, what your reaction should be is

My reaction? Run screaming. But, I have a serious phobia of weenie dogs. :[

[mmmmmriley]

haahaaahhaha. Sorry, your pain really isn't funny to me, but you haven't seen Rider. His belly almost drags the ground and he can barely move. When he lies on his side his little legs just kind hover.

at least you can run faster than Rider. and i promise he won't attack you

[keiran]

I dunno... even a morbidly obese dachshund might be faster than me. Haha. With my knees/arthritis.. my "run" is barely even a fast walk. Although - that could be fodder for pure comedy gold right there, overweight slow-moving gal being "chased" by a fat weenie dog. And no special effects would be needed for the slow motion! haha.

I was attacked a couple of times by dachshunds as a kid - one almost triple-pierced my ear for me while it hung there as an "earring". Growling, snarling dachshund isn't my kind of jewelry, though. ;) It's pretty pathetic really - show me a doberman, rottie, pittbull, etc & I'll be there trying to make friends. Show me a dachshund, and I turn into a terrified mess. Hahahah

[mmmmmriley]

aaaw, it's sad that they had to be ruined for you forever. I'm not a dog person at all. I love my weenie dogs (and go to weenie dog festivals all the time, probably a little vision of hell for you) and my golden doodle, but otherwise, dogs in general need to stay away from me. I don't trust other dog owners to teach their critters how to behave. but statistically dachshunds are the dogs most likely to turn on their owners. little jerks :) I still love em though