So Valentine's Day really wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I handed out Valentine's to all my friends. Some of them were super excited, because it was the only one they'd gotten. I'm def going to do it next year. I love being everyone's Valentine. You gotta spread the love, you know? :-D ( Read more... )

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Since I usually only post when something bad happens, I thought it would be a good idea to switch it up ( Read more... )

Chip and I broke up for good on the 10th. I'm fine now, though I was pretty mean to him after it happened. I'm hoping we can still be friends, but we'll see how it goes. He's not the best at keeping in touch and I feel like he doesn't really want to keep in touch. I don't know ( Read more... )

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons ( Read more... )

pepsi-cola came to town ( Read more... )

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Ok my babes, I just want to give everyone a heads up on my new "pet name" as everyone calls them. It's...dun dun dun Sweetie. Yup. So if you think that you will feel sexually harrassed by this new addition please leave me a message and I'll try to call you sweetie twice as often ( Read more... )

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-Post the 5 funniest results

Tara needs a friend!
Tara needs your help ladies!!
Tara needs to lay off the fake tan!
Tara needs a new home.
Tara needs some room service.