I swear "people" are getting stupider

[mmy_me]

From the 'it hurts, the stoopid' files:

The truck this morning with the following displayed prominently on the side: "Dont't drink science - you don't know where it's been". (I quite like Phoenix drinks, but my lord that's dumb).

And due to the vagaries of supermarket specials, I am currently taking 'organic magnesium' tablets.

Headdesk.

Comments

[eleyne_de_c]

you can also buy "organic salt" which cracks me up.

[mmy_me]

snerf, or even "hand-harvested using only ancient traditional celtic methods of sea salt harvesting, processed by natural organic celtic methods, natural, unwashed, unrefined, and completely free of pesticides, herbicides, chemical residues, and additives, all according to the ancient celtic ways of producing natural unrefined sea salt."

I reckon if PT Barnum were alive today he'd not be running a circus.

[basal_surge]

If PT Barnum were alive today, he'd be a paragon of business virtue and probity, comparatively speaking...