...my EAR!

[mndwrm]

Apparently have some kind of ear infection, probably. It started out as a strange but mild sensation in my right ear--I thought perhaps I just needed to give them a more thorough cleaning. Then it got unbearable--imagine someone tickling the inside of your ears with a feather--kind of like that, but more annoying. I'd find myself flicking my

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[silver_rabbit]

I dunno about the cockroach smells, but ear infections suck. So do tetanus shots. That whole "you're due for your shot" line is a bunch of bullshit, they're just evil, sadistic people who like to give shots.

I'm sick too. Got some kinda head cold thing, or God is punishing me for my many sins. Fortunately I have Zicam, the miracle cold drug, so I'm feeling better. Why is everybody sick lately? It's not even fall yet, people aren't supposed to be sick.

[deledrius]

Zicam forgives your sins, so God doesn't have to?

[mndwrm]

That's their new slogan.

I like it much better than their last one, "I'd hit that!"

[deledrius]

Sorry, you're thinking of McDonald's.

I'd Hit It!

[assylem]

ick - that seriously sounds like no fun. I never got my tetanus shot until last year when I got mauled by my cat. - I had a golfball sized lump of infection on my arm where she bit me, and then a shot in that same arm.

And why the hell do cockroaches and hot water smell like waffles and syrup?

[mndwrm]

Okay, first up, there should never be a "mauled by my cat" statement--not from anyone, not ever. At most it should be, "My cat was being an ass and bit me, so I snapped it's neck, though one of it's vertebrae split and poked me in the hand." That should be the extent of cat injuries, and notice that one of those is semi self-inflicted.

That golf ball sized infection sounds like fun. Really though, Tetanus is more serious than we take it nowadays, what with our vaccines and all. Lockjaw is apparently one of the symptoms. I don't know about you guys, but having my jaw permanently stuck in one position would have a horrible affect on my life, and probably expose me to no small amount of ridicule.

And in response to your last question, I think the real question here is "Why don't more things in hot water smell like waffles and syrup?"