Things I never heard growing up.

[mndwrm]

"Mommy, could you cut the crust off my tortilla?"

Comments

[deledrius]

Do you cut your tortilla sandwiches length-wise, breadth-wise, or diagonally?

[mndwrm]

Okay, now we're getting into buttering on the top or bottom side of the toast territory. Like religion or politics, I will not have this discussion, there's just no winning, and more likely than not I'll upset someone.

[deledrius]

I think you forget who you're talking to.