I Am an Anti-Dentite.

[mnmaher]

i'm sunburnt. sunburnt to all hell, with the evidence of a scoop-neck, cap-sleeve T-shirt--which i believe belongs to my former roommate--emblazoned on my otherwise pale irish skin. it's a rotten feeling soothed only by sucking on frozen pineapple chunks and watching trashy daytime television. i love few things more than i love pineapple, or more

Comments

[applekravitzrex]

write a book so I can pay to read you.

[frankmancini]

i am an anti-dentite as well. i had to go through 5 years of braces and a jaw expander (which i paid for), and it left most of my molars incredibly weak and the enamal on the rest of my teeth really weak as well. i don't have dental insurance so i haven't been to the dentist in years, and currently i am aware of at least 3 teeth that must be pulled as well as SIX (yes, it's true) goofed up wisdom teeth that have to be cut out someday. i hope soon to be able to put the down payment on a nice setta dentures.