i tricked them with cleverness
SXSW: Now With Pictures!!!
Teenie and I were fighting over vodka, but then we passed out.
Kelli. HOT.
This needs no caption.
Hanging out at the SummerBreak Records showcase.
Ward is the Daddy. Don't you fucking forget it.
Christy and I decided to put on a two-man show outside of Emo's.
The piece de resistance. Notice how I look like I just smelled a fart. I was actually yelling at some dude who stepped in front of the camera as we were about to take the picture. I said, "Move out of the way, JACKASS!!" Johnny didn't think it was funny.
Leslis. Austin's homeless tranvestite mayoral candidate. After posing for this picture, he asked if we could spare a few dollars so he could get some liquor. Austin rules only for this reason.
No, Austin rules for this reason. Bjorn.
Bjorn again.
And Bjorn again. About 10 minutes after this picture was taken, I was kidnapped and madeout with. Awesome.
Howlin Pelle Almqvist wearing a shirt that says Howlin' Pelle Almqvist (with Kevin Hamm).
We saw Vanilla Ice. After he repeatedly threw water into the crowd, we yelled at him to play "Ice Ice Baby!" It didn't happen. We left.
The Stills at the Vice party.
Sleeping on the way home.
Thanks to Alix MC for the pictures. She probably has the whole set up on her website. Peep them at AlixMC.com
And that's all folks.
I got the job at Kenneth Cole (finally! after five fucking interviews. They should throw me a party, for crying out loud) and I start next week. Come in and buy shit so that I can make money and take everyone out to see strippers.
Teenie and I were fighting over vodka, but then we passed out.
Kelli. HOT.
This needs no caption.
Hanging out at the SummerBreak Records showcase.
Ward is the Daddy. Don't you fucking forget it.
Christy and I decided to put on a two-man show outside of Emo's.
The piece de resistance. Notice how I look like I just smelled a fart. I was actually yelling at some dude who stepped in front of the camera as we were about to take the picture. I said, "Move out of the way, JACKASS!!" Johnny didn't think it was funny.
Leslis. Austin's homeless tranvestite mayoral candidate. After posing for this picture, he asked if we could spare a few dollars so he could get some liquor. Austin rules only for this reason.
No, Austin rules for this reason. Bjorn.
Bjorn again.
And Bjorn again. About 10 minutes after this picture was taken, I was kidnapped and madeout with. Awesome.
Howlin Pelle Almqvist wearing a shirt that says Howlin' Pelle Almqvist (with Kevin Hamm).
We saw Vanilla Ice. After he repeatedly threw water into the crowd, we yelled at him to play "Ice Ice Baby!" It didn't happen. We left.
The Stills at the Vice party.
Sleeping on the way home.
Thanks to Alix MC for the pictures. She probably has the whole set up on her website. Peep them at AlixMC.com
And that's all folks.
I got the job at Kenneth Cole (finally! after five fucking interviews. They should throw me a party, for crying out loud) and I start next week. Come in and buy shit so that I can make money and take everyone out to see strippers.