zehn [ Voice ]

[moarcrusadesplx]

Alright, everyone! Now that God stopped being angry, we've got to make Him happy again! And the only way that can be done is by KILLING ALL THE DEMONS HERE. Starting with that heathen in the well! IT WILL FEEL THE WRATH AND GLORY OF GOD.

HEAR ME, WELL-MONSTER? I WILL KICK YOUR ASS.

So, uh, I hereby expand the Baltic crusade to this town, and the

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[petalsofdeath]

Have a good time, now.

[moarcrusadesplx]

I WILL. ESPECIALLY WHEN I FINISH CONVERTING THIS WHOLE TOWN.

[petalsofdeath]

Right. I wish you luck from the bottom of my heart.

Truly.

[moarcrusadesplx]

You don't have one, demon. I STUCK MY HAND IN THERE TO CHECK!

[moarcrusadesplx]

JOIN ME, LIECHTENSTEIN.

[moarcrusadesplx]

But you're Christian before you're neutral!

[meno_nikephoros]

....[Dev just stares at him for a long while.]

You're insane.

[moarcrusadesplx]

AFTER THE WELL-DEMON, YOU'RE NEXT.

[meno_nikephoros]

[His tone is dry and monotonous.]

Oh good, I'll prepare some tea...[He replies rolling his eyes]

[moarcrusadesplx]

Tea is for sissies!

Voice

[promisedher]

Tch.

I don't know if I should find this amusing or simply exasperating.

Voice

[moarcrusadesplx]

You don't have a soul, so no one cares about your opinion.

Voice

[promisedher]

I see you're still considering me a demon.

Voice

[moarcrusadesplx]

You're a talking animal. That is so not natural!

[voice]

[darkmastersword]

Oh, hey, I'm one of your pagans. Guess that means I'm off the hook for having to help out.

[He laughs.]

Have fun getting your ass kicked. Take your little talking box with you; I want to hear this.

[voice]

[moarcrusadesplx]

I'm gonna beat you to death with my little box thing as soon as I'm done here!

[voice]

[darkmastersword]

My door says 615; bring it on, little man.

[voice] 1/2

[moarcrusadesplx]

Shit... 6 comes... before... 3-- No, that's not right--