zehn [ Voice ]

[moarcrusadesplx]

Alright, everyone! Now that God stopped being angry, we've got to make Him happy again! And the only way that can be done is by KILLING ALL THE DEMONS HERE. Starting with that heathen in the well! IT WILL FEEL THE WRATH AND GLORY OF GOD.

HEAR ME, WELL-MONSTER? I WILL KICK YOUR ASS.

So, uh, I hereby expand the Baltic crusade to this town, and the

Comments

[Voice, English] 4/5 spamming you muahahahaha

[mustbecold]

Er,

[cough cough cough and insert facepalm here. thank goodness he wasn't drinking anything right now, if he does he'll spit it out, for sure.]

[Voice, English] 5/5 DONE I promise.

[mustbecold]

You might want to stop yelling first.

[he mumbles under his breath, audible if you listen close enough] I'm sure that "monster" will kick your ass first...

[Voice] Hahhaha, yessss. The more spam, the better.

[moarcrusadesplx]

[ This is the Teutonic Order we're dealing with. He isn't listening closely. The last comment goes right over his head. ]

I HAVE TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE CAN HEAR ME.

[Text, English]

[mustbecold]

[switching to text so he didn't have to deal with your obnoxious, even-more-extreme-than-Denmark yelling. he couldn't stand it anymore.]

How Liechtenstein manage to deal with you everyday is a mystery.

We can hear you well, too well actually, thank you for your concern. [sarcasm. it runs in the family.]

[Voice]

[moarcrusadesplx]

What?

[ Here, have an illiterate knight. ]

[moarcrusadesplx]

I don't need luck! I just need Jesus!

[Voice]

[moarcrusadesplx]

He's never too busy for me!

[werallsatisfied]

Demons, huh? Tch. Man, if Vergil were only seein' this now! [Amused half-devil, get.]

[moarcrusadesplx]

Huh.

[werallsatisfied]

Nothin', kid. Best of luck to ya. You're gonna need it.

[moarcrusadesplx]

Hahah! As if I'd need luck to beat some demon! I'm unstoppable!