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Diary of the Awesome Me (Volume 259)
Today, I was awesome! This whole past week I was! There was some crazy ghost chasing me with a knife, but I kicked her ass! And ran a lot... But, whatever. She’s gone now. Must have seen how awesome I was and ran straight back to Hell! Everyone here should praise me! Right on their knees! I saved everyone's lives! Hahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHHA!
...Hah...
Liechtenstein is gone. Same with that stupid pagan of hers. I checked everywhere, but they’re nowhere to be found.
...Whatever. It’s not like I needed them anyways! I’m awesome enough on my own! Being alone is awesome! Hahhaa! It’s the best! The very best! Best of the best! Best of the best of the best! And even if Hungary’ll probably kick me out again soon... ... ... ...
...[ /sob. ] H-Hah! I’m crying...--because I’m so happy! Hungary’s king was a total bastard anyways-no way in Hell I’d serve a guy like that! If I’d betray the Pope, I would have never gotten all the land I’ve got now! Land near the East Sea... Surrounded by enemi--
Whatever. I’m pretty much unstoppable. It doesn’t matter. I’ve even got a few converts here! Not as many as I’d hoped, but a good few! Hey, Mother, could you put in a good word for them to God? I’ve got to protect them from the crazy-ass pagans running all over the place. Also, protect the dog, too. I need it to herd sheep and stuff. Thanks!