sechzehn [ video ]

[moarcrusadesplx]

[ there is darkness. rustle, rustle. there is light.

and then the face of the most filthy little brat you have ever seen. I'm not even kidding. At this point, his hair is nearly brown from dirt and god-knows-what. Oh, did I mention? Half his shirt is gone. You will get no explanation. ]

Oh, hey! I found it! Awesome! [ triumphant pose. ] Are you

Comments

[moarcrusadesplx]

Ugh, you.

What the hell do you want?

it is okay, babby

[moarcrusadesplx]

What?! I already took one! [ a few months ago. ]

[Voice]

[aboardhaettrain]

Yes.

Now go shower.

[Voice]

[moarcrusadesplx]

W-Wait, seriously?! I got you all to convert?!

[Voice]

[aboardhaettrain]

Praise the Lord most High, you did!

[Voice]

[moarcrusadesplx]

Yes, yes, yes, yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyessssssssssssssssssss! I knew I could do it! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

PRAISE ME! HAIL ME! ON YOUR KNEES, WORLD! I AM THE GREATEST SERVANT OF GOD! AHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Audio]

[unbearablylong]

This isn't the fourteen hundreds. Why are you so... ugh.

[RICH BOY SHUDDER.]

[Audio]

[moarcrusadesplx]

Obviously. It's the twelve hundreds. Everyone knows Jesus will end the world before the century's over!

[Audio]

[unbearablylong]

... No, no He will not.

It's well into the nineteen hundreds... Closer to the new millennium.

[Audio]

[moarcrusadesplx]

Pffft, all that future-talk again! I don't believe any of it! I'm converting way too many pagans for Jesus! I'll reach the Golden Number in no time at all-- He'll be here in a decade or two if I keep at it!

[werallsatisfied]

[IGNORE HIM HE'S JUST GOING TO BE AMUSED ABOUT THIS.]

[moarcrusadesplx]

[ WHY ARE YOU AMUSED ARE YOU CHRISTIAN. ]

[petalsofdeath]

.... Never.

[moarcrusadesplx]

No wonder this place is still a hellhole.