#1 Assassin

[moarmoemoe]

Looks like I'm here for the long haul, folks. Can't say I'm complaining. Man, when I said paradise, I must have meant it because...

DAMN.

QUICK! Someone point me to the nearest video rental store. I've been meaning to watch "Backyard Schoolgirls 3" for the longest time. Maybe they've got it in stock here...

Comments

[browning_baby]

... excuse me?

[moarmoemoe]

Oh yeah. Excuse me~

[browning_baby]

... lovely.

[moarmoemoe]

Got another compliment you want to throw my way? I'm all ears.

[passion8history]

'The hell is wrong with you?!! You don't go ...announcing stuff like that out loud!!

[moarmoemoe]

Why not? This isn't a children's game.

[passion8history]

This isn't a game at all, loser. What kind of un-smart world do you come from?

[moarmoemoe]

The world of great ladies and even greater porn.

[so_very_greedy]

Eh? They have that?

[moarmoemoe]

Fuck if I know. If I can't find it, I guess I'll end up getting season 2 of "Lucha Libre".

[so_very_greedy]

Lucha what?

[moarmoemoe]

It's a wrestling cartoon! How could you NOT know it?

[sulky_skullkey]

"Backyard Sch........." W.... What............?

[moarmoemoe]

Want to watch it?

[sulky_skullkey]

H-Huh.......? What is it......? The way you.... said it...........

[moarmoemoe]

Porn.

[bealright]

Hoe?

[moarmoemoe]

OH GOD, WHAT DO I DO? I WAS NEVER FAITHFUL BEFORE BUT...IT'S THE QUEEN OF LOLI. MY PRAYERS ARE ANSWERED!

[bealright]

WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING IN SUCH LARGE LETTERS?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

[moarmoemoe]

BECAUSE I'M REAFFIRMING MY FAITH IN A HIGHER BEING. YOU HAVE TO BE LOUD TO DO THAT AND CAPSLOCK MEANS LOOOOOUD.