#1 Assassin

[moarmoemoe]

Looks like I'm here for the long haul, folks. Can't say I'm complaining. Man, when I said paradise, I must have meant it because...

DAMN.

QUICK! Someone point me to the nearest video rental store. I've been meaning to watch "Backyard Schoolgirls 3" for the longest time. Maybe they've got it in stock here...

Comments

[valentineluke]

Having fun making friends?

[moarmoemoe]

Friends, who needs them?

[valentineluke]

You, for the bail money.

[moarmoemoe]

As long as I have my beam katana, I'm not going anywhere.

[yeahwhatever]

Keep it to yourself.

[moarmoemoe]

Wait, wait. I know this one.

"Whatever."

[yeahwhatever]

....

[moarmoemoe]

Damn, I was wrong.

[heliotropic]

...Video rental store?

[moarmoemoe]

You know where it is? You're my savior!

[heliotropic]

Wha--I never said that! I don't even know what that is!

[moarmoemoe]

This is a date, right? You, me, video store?

[Voice Reply]

[moarmoemoe]

Are you my personal censoring machine?

[Voice Reply]

[moarmoemoe]

Thanks for volunteering. Keep that finger over the button because you're going to have to be damn well ready.

[ginocidal]

Sorry, buddy, but I already checked it out!

[moarmoemoe]

If you rack up a fucking late fee, I'll kick your ass.

[ginocidal]

You're gonna threaten me over a li'l' movie?

[moarmoemoe]

I've been waiting years to watch this shit, old bean.