so last night at about midnight i was waiting outside the movies on central to be picked up, and this wierdo, who looked about my age drives up in a car and asks me "on a scale of 1-10, how do you like reading?"...
so im like og, i cant get away from retarded surveys! so i said "erm depending on the book...10" so hes like ohh ok, and parks his car, gets out and starts talking to me and my 2 friends. so hes like did u guys see raising hellen, and we did so we said yes...whatever so i being the sandra that i am, said yea it was a chick flick, and he goes into how he hates it when people call them that (like i care right?) so my two fabulous friends leave me to go get the car, and he starts like chatting me up and asks me to read part of a novel hes writing.
so im like thinkin to myself... ok hes wierd... why wont he leave me alone. so im reading it and im like blahh blahh its talking about mental illnesses and its like wow an encyclopedia...and i wasnt even 3/4 down the page, so i said to him why dont you give me a general summary its midnight, and i just sat thru a movie. so he goes "its hard to understand", and i said to him...if its hard to understand how do you expect people to read it? so yea by then id been standing outside for like 10 minutes and im freezing...so im shivering and he goes "i have a jacket in the car, do you want it", i immediately shot him down with no. and so i go on telling him what he needs in his book. and he asks if he can voice record what im saying... so hes like say exactly what you think, and i did... and i was trying to be rude the whole time, figuring hed get the hint, and go away... but he didnt.so then he keeps talking to me, so robyn and stef go to get the car and hes like walking away, they come back hes still talking. and hes like wow thats exactly what i needed no one had been that honest all night, and hes slowly walkinh away, and hes still talking ... so then my mom shows up and he like gets into his car like lightening and speeds away.
i was genuinely scared, cause like....what were his intentions? whyd he speed away so fast when my mom showed up? His name was kevin something... and he was a MESS he had 2 lip rings,2days worth of 5oclock shadow,dirty long blonde hair tied up, ugly clothes, bad teeth, and he smoked... ewww. som im like yea...what a tard
other than that it was a cute movie...