Off to interview for a full-time grown-up job.

My underwear reads: "I only ride big waves."

Yep.

I was setting up a bar for a wedding at the Museum of Cosmopolitan Arts in La Jolla when I overheard two of the staff who were lighting tea lights:

"I like playing with fire."
"...yeah? You like killing cats too?"

I was snickering all night.

I have an interview at Sharp Grossmont hospital tomorrow. Time to grow up? We'll see.

I saw a single lovebird on my tri-daily walk with Bear this morning and gave him a few words of encouragement.

Maybe this is why I'm single. I'm a crazy dog-lady who talks to birds.

I love how Bear always stops to smell (and pee on) the flowers.

The Brazilians upstairs are having people over. Between the floor/ceiling between us and them speaking in Portuguese, from down here, they sound EXACTLY like The Sims ( Read more... )

I'm having one of those *I'M-ON-TOP-OF-THE-WOOOORLD!!!* days ( Read more... )

Thank-you:
-Wikipedia:
"sence - Wiktionary - Noun. Common misspelling of sense."

Bummer:
-Bump-its
"You order is confirmed: $75.89" (on shitty hair thingies you just impulse-bought from an infomercial ( Read more... )

It is weird to have your mother answer the phone "YO YO YO DAWG!!!" at 6:30 in the morning ( Read more... )

I really good-looking guy came into the lab today.

Me: "Man, I really didn't wanna poke a hole in him..."

Co-worker: "I wish he'd poke a hole in me..."

:O

Hangover.

Being healthy is bad for my health.