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▉▊▋▋▍▎ Once upon a time, a star fell to earth. It was a very special, particularly shiny star, and it fell into the poky town of Laredo where it was picked up. The star became a little baby girl and the mother named it Samantha, though the star would come to HATE THAT NAME. ): So plz to be calling realised Sam or she will baseball bat your ass.
♪ Sam is a 17-year-old girl living in Texas, home on the range, where the deer and the antelope play. See she's not a college student ): She likes making voice posts, and likes to think that she can rap despite all arguments to the contrary. She is known as the 'speedster of speed' in the LJ animanga iconing world due to her ability to finish hundreds of manga coloring icons at top speed. When she is not talking to her incredibly cool chatroom friends, she is likely to be off doing graphics or illegally reading porn. Sam likes sushi and sitting on boxes, and she has this condition known as DIABEETUS that makes her awesome quotient go up by 10% every 45 minutes.
♫ As far as fandoms go, Sam is homofandomual. ): She has a crazy obsession with Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, though sometimes Oofuri and Zombie Loan make guest appearances in her life. In particular, she is madly in love with Yamamoto and if his name is mentioned, she will immediately start spazzing out. (it is, in fact, rather entertaining to watch)
♪ Her good points? She's extremely generous (often randomly making people tons of icons just to cheer them up) and fun to talk to and be around. She's also very loyal to those she loves and cares about, and dedicated to what she does. Bad points? Well, maybe I'm biased as her mother, but I can't think of any. Posts her ridiculously sexy icon batches at robotsex for the win.
▉▊▋▋▍▎ SUSHI + SAMURAI + CRACK + PORN + MANGA COLORING = SAM
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