Bum Reviews: Star Trek
I haven't laughed so hard all day. XD
HIGHLIGHTS!
"They're like, 'You did well, despite your disadvantage of being half-human.' And he's like, 'You know what, screw you guys. Imma goin home. Live long and SUCK IT!'"
"And there's this doctor named Bones. And he's an asshole too! It's like Asshole Trek! To boldly go where no asshole has gone before!"
"So they all go to Starfleet Academy. Which is a WONDERFUL place! They believe in top-line education, ethical discussions, logical reasoning... and mini-skirts! Hurray! ... It's like in the future women's rights takes a HUUUUUGE step backwards. 'Well, miss, you have a very impressive record. Unfortunately your legs are flabby.'"
"I don't get why everyone says Romulans are so evil. Ever since Bush got out of office it hasn't been so bad. Oh wait that's Republicans..."
"... 'So if you guys were to, say, grow up differently, or different circumstances that we could write in and create happen... It would make sense!' I use Writer's Die! Take that, obsessive fan base! We can write anything we want now! We could turn Captain Kirk into a DUCK and you'd have to accept it! Actually, that'd be pretty cool. Duck Trek, Woo hoo!"
"That's right! SPOCK MAKES OUT WITH UHURA! He is ONE horny Vulcan. And he's like, 'I shall boldly go where no one has gone before - but will gladly go again!'"
"Star treeeek is back here to stay/They're all aaaaasshooooles who always get laaaaaid. Unlike their fans."
HIGHLIGHTS!
"They're like, 'You did well, despite your disadvantage of being half-human.' And he's like, 'You know what, screw you guys. Imma goin home. Live long and SUCK IT!'"
"And there's this doctor named Bones. And he's an asshole too! It's like Asshole Trek! To boldly go where no asshole has gone before!"
"So they all go to Starfleet Academy. Which is a WONDERFUL place! They believe in top-line education, ethical discussions, logical reasoning... and mini-skirts! Hurray! ... It's like in the future women's rights takes a HUUUUUGE step backwards. 'Well, miss, you have a very impressive record. Unfortunately your legs are flabby.'"
"I don't get why everyone says Romulans are so evil. Ever since Bush got out of office it hasn't been so bad. Oh wait that's Republicans..."
"... 'So if you guys were to, say, grow up differently, or different circumstances that we could write in and create happen... It would make sense!' I use Writer's Die! Take that, obsessive fan base! We can write anything we want now! We could turn Captain Kirk into a DUCK and you'd have to accept it! Actually, that'd be pretty cool. Duck Trek, Woo hoo!"
"That's right! SPOCK MAKES OUT WITH UHURA! He is ONE horny Vulcan. And he's like, 'I shall boldly go where no one has gone before - but will gladly go again!'"
"Star treeeek is back here to stay/They're all aaaaasshooooles who always get laaaaaid. Unlike their fans."