I was doing my shopping yesterday, this happened while riding the escalator.
I couldn’t help but eavesdrop.
Girl 1: so like, I really want to dye my hair blonde, but my hairdresser told me I wouldn’t be able to do it at home. (FYI- they were both brunettes, very dark brunettes)
Girl 2- whatever, all you do is put bleach in it.
Girl 1- oh really? We use bleach to clean our toilet. No wonder it’s always so white!
Girl 2- oh yah! It’s totally cheap, like $4 at the supermarket. Hairdressers totally overprice!
Girl 1: wow ok lets get some now…what brand should I get?
Girl 2: what does your mum use on her toilet?
Girl 1:
some white king bleach stuff Girl 2: ok we’ll get that. It obviously works.
Girl 1: Do I need toner to go with it?
Girl 2: what’s toner?
Girl 1: I don’t know. I heard (insert random girl here) used it when she dyed her hair. But isn’t that the stuff they use for computers?
Girl 2: oh my god she is such an idiot, you can so tell she is naturally blonde.
(Cue giggles)
Girl 1: so like, ok, we totally don’t need toner then.
Girl 2: yeah.
Girl 1:How do you use bleach?
Girl 2: you just comb it through your hair. Like conditioner. It’s seriously quick. My streaks took like 5 minutes.
Girl 1: ok, maybe I should sleep in it? Because I want like, super blonde hair.
Girl 2: why don’t we buy two bottles then? It’ll take half as long.
Girl 1: wow that is such a good idea. You’re so smart
Girl 2: I know.
sadly, they looked around 19