And now for another episode of....How did you get into college???
Student: Hi. I need tutoring for my English writing
Me: Ok, well you're in the wrong department, you've got to go to the learning centre
Student: The test centre?
Me: No. The learning centre. It's down inside the library.
Student: Oh at career services?
Me: No. Inside the library. One floor below us.
Student: Oh so on the first floor?
Me: No. We're on the third floor right now. Go to the second floor, go inside the library, walk to the back, and you'll see the learning centre.
Student: Oh ok. So over near the test centre.
Me: Sure. Why not.
Me: Ok, well you're in the wrong department, you've got to go to the learning centre
Student: The test centre?
Me: No. The learning centre. It's down inside the library.
Student: Oh at career services?
Me: No. Inside the library. One floor below us.
Student: Oh so on the first floor?
Me: No. We're on the third floor right now. Go to the second floor, go inside the library, walk to the back, and you'll see the learning centre.
Student: Oh ok. So over near the test centre.
Me: Sure. Why not.