Oily marks appear on walls where pleasure moments hung before.
I am really so very amused. sairensu is right, this meme is extremely entertaining.
spessartine, luthienofold and miss_teal's stalking antics listed below. Spess, I can't believe you've been stealing my baby pictures! xP
Stalked again, a rant by mocking.
spessartine is stalking mocking
spessartine’s REAL name :
Savanna Heaton
spessartine’s REAL DOB :
05th May 1975
Height :148 cm
Weight : 63.5 kg
spessartine has dreamt about you :
3 times
spessartine became interested in you :
28th March 2005
spessartine’s latest dream about you
You are on a golfcourse with spessartine and your tormentor is showing you kinky new ways to make use of the putter.
This is how spessartine describes your relationship behind your back
‘My god! mocking is hot as fuck. I want to get her into bed so I can nibble away at their earlobes all night long!’
spessartine’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
spessartine has stolen all of your baby-photos.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
spessartine had their tongue pierced just to win your approval.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Marry me darling. Move in with me. I will do your laundry. I will raise the children! I will do anything to be your soulmate. Do you need a hip? How about a new set of teeth? Anything that is mine will soon be yours.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
23 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"My names mocking, I’m ringing to report a stalker. Who is it? I don’t know their real name. I met them off an online community called Livejournal. Their username is spessartine. They’ve been sending me used condoms through the post. Could you please do something about this quickly? My mother opened the last letter. She nearly died of shock. Thanks"
spessartine’s Police File
If I was an old lady in this city I would be shitting myself in the knowledge that spessartine is roaming the streets.
Testimonies about spessartine
luthienofold - A boring stoner
‘To be honest there was always something about spessartine that gave me the creeps. Gave off a really weird smell. Almost like a decomposing racoon.’
jateshi - Slap-happy
‘Dear God! I knew spessartine was a right thieving bastard but I didn’t know they were such a skank. mocking is a bit of a sucker really.’
accio - Wide-load
‘Ahhh none of this is new to me. mocking’s been telling me about spessartine’s antics for ages now. I don’t honestly know why it has put up with it for so long.’
xstart_overx - Snorts Lucozade tablets
‘I would not piss on spessartine if they were on fire.’
Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from mocking.
luthienofold is stalking mocking
luthienofold’s REAL name :
Charlette Ryan
luthienofold’s REAL DOB :
15th April 1988
Height :172 cm
Weight : 56.2 kg
luthienofold has dreamt about you :
6 times
luthienofold became interested in you :
14th August 2002
luthienofold’s latest dream about you
luthienofold wakes up in the middle of the night to the sight of you by the bed with your firm buttocks waggling jovially in your new stalkers face.
This is how luthienofold describes your relationship behind your back
‘I think mocking is a little intimidated about my obsession over her but I’ll soon win her over on the dancefloor with my kinky dancemoves!’
luthienofold’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
You know the way all of your baby teeth mysteriously disappeared? Well luthienofold has them.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
luthienofold had their nipples pierced to show you the true depths of their neverending love for you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I think I’ve just creamed myself thinking about you. There’s no tissue paper in the house to clear up the mess so I’ve used this card instead.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
1 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police? Look that fucker luthienofold is still harassing me. I got another valentines card smeared in blood today again. Can’t you do something about this? I’m starting to become scared for my life."
luthienofold’s Police File
luthienofold has connections with the Church of Satan, The Communists and the IRA. It’s only a matter of time before they are responsible for a major terorrist attack on our country.
Testimonies about luthienofold
accio - Loves staring at dead bodies
‘To be honest I think mocking and luthienofold deserve each other. Both of them are fucking idiots.’
__paperthinhymn - Pig-hustler
‘Ahhh none of this is new to me. mocking’s been telling me about luthienofold’s antics for ages now. I don’t honestly know why it has put up with it for so long.’
siaradus - Drunken Posse
‘How depressing. I feel sorry for mocking, it’s kind as fuck to a fault. Always willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. All of this sickens me.'’
Stalked again, a rant by mocking.
miss_teal is stalking mocking
miss_teal’s REAL name :
Ferry Keene
miss_teal’s REAL DOB :
25th November 1976
Height :161 cm
Weight : 54.4 kg
miss_teal has dreamt about you :
14 times
miss_teal became interested in you :
03rd August 2003
miss_teal’s latest dream about you
mocking is awoken by the heavy breathing of miss_teal who is sitting on your bed stroking a fat ginger cat. Your stalker winks at you and pat’s you on the groin whilst you attempt to cower in horror beneath your bed linen.
This is how miss_teal describes your relationship behind your back
‘mocking thinks we are just friends! Ha! I’m moving in for the kill!’
miss_teal’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
You know the way all of your baby teeth mysteriously disappeared? Well miss_teal has them.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
miss_teal spent a worrying amount of money tattooing your name, spelt in chinese symbols down the side of their legs.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Hunnybugs! I’m drowning out at sea without you. S.O.S! Mayday! Give me a fuck and I’ll no doubt find land!
The Police
No. calls to the police :
6 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police. Send someone around immediately, some bastardin peeping tom is staring in at me with binoculars. They are approaching my door. Hurry!"
miss_teal’s Police File
miss_teal would be a nothing more than a loveable rogue if it were not for their love of samurai swords.
Testimonies about miss_teal
dellessa - A spouse-beating alco
‘I always suspected miss_teal was a little weird, but never THIS weird.’
magelet - Flaccid Pornstar
‘I’ve been friends with miss_teal all of my life and I know all of this is bullshit. mocking is such a drama queen.’
__paperthinhymn - Breastfeeder of Cats
‘I’m gonna kill mocking for being such a snide fucker. Who does it think it is? I’d love to give her a right slap in the chops! miss_teal is a brilliant person.’
delumiere - Marathon Munt
‘All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded mocking really is. I just wish it’d quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.’
spessartine, luthienofold and miss_teal's stalking antics listed below. Spess, I can't believe you've been stealing my baby pictures! xP
Stalked again, a rant by mocking.
spessartine is stalking mocking
spessartine’s REAL name :
Savanna Heaton
spessartine’s REAL DOB :
05th May 1975
Height :148 cm
Weight : 63.5 kg
spessartine has dreamt about you :
3 times
spessartine became interested in you :
28th March 2005
spessartine’s latest dream about you
You are on a golfcourse with spessartine and your tormentor is showing you kinky new ways to make use of the putter.
This is how spessartine describes your relationship behind your back
‘My god! mocking is hot as fuck. I want to get her into bed so I can nibble away at their earlobes all night long!’
spessartine’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
spessartine has stolen all of your baby-photos.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
spessartine had their tongue pierced just to win your approval.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Marry me darling. Move in with me. I will do your laundry. I will raise the children! I will do anything to be your soulmate. Do you need a hip? How about a new set of teeth? Anything that is mine will soon be yours.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
23 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"My names mocking, I’m ringing to report a stalker. Who is it? I don’t know their real name. I met them off an online community called Livejournal. Their username is spessartine. They’ve been sending me used condoms through the post. Could you please do something about this quickly? My mother opened the last letter. She nearly died of shock. Thanks"
spessartine’s Police File
If I was an old lady in this city I would be shitting myself in the knowledge that spessartine is roaming the streets.
Testimonies about spessartine
luthienofold - A boring stoner
‘To be honest there was always something about spessartine that gave me the creeps. Gave off a really weird smell. Almost like a decomposing racoon.’
jateshi - Slap-happy
‘Dear God! I knew spessartine was a right thieving bastard but I didn’t know they were such a skank. mocking is a bit of a sucker really.’
accio - Wide-load
‘Ahhh none of this is new to me. mocking’s been telling me about spessartine’s antics for ages now. I don’t honestly know why it has put up with it for so long.’
xstart_overx - Snorts Lucozade tablets
‘I would not piss on spessartine if they were on fire.’
Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from mocking.
luthienofold is stalking mocking
luthienofold’s REAL name :
Charlette Ryan
luthienofold’s REAL DOB :
15th April 1988
Height :172 cm
Weight : 56.2 kg
luthienofold has dreamt about you :
6 times
luthienofold became interested in you :
14th August 2002
luthienofold’s latest dream about you
luthienofold wakes up in the middle of the night to the sight of you by the bed with your firm buttocks waggling jovially in your new stalkers face.
This is how luthienofold describes your relationship behind your back
‘I think mocking is a little intimidated about my obsession over her but I’ll soon win her over on the dancefloor with my kinky dancemoves!’
luthienofold’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
You know the way all of your baby teeth mysteriously disappeared? Well luthienofold has them.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
luthienofold had their nipples pierced to show you the true depths of their neverending love for you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I think I’ve just creamed myself thinking about you. There’s no tissue paper in the house to clear up the mess so I’ve used this card instead.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
1 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police? Look that fucker luthienofold is still harassing me. I got another valentines card smeared in blood today again. Can’t you do something about this? I’m starting to become scared for my life."
luthienofold’s Police File
luthienofold has connections with the Church of Satan, The Communists and the IRA. It’s only a matter of time before they are responsible for a major terorrist attack on our country.
Testimonies about luthienofold
accio - Loves staring at dead bodies
‘To be honest I think mocking and luthienofold deserve each other. Both of them are fucking idiots.’
__paperthinhymn - Pig-hustler
‘Ahhh none of this is new to me. mocking’s been telling me about luthienofold’s antics for ages now. I don’t honestly know why it has put up with it for so long.’
siaradus - Drunken Posse
‘How depressing. I feel sorry for mocking, it’s kind as fuck to a fault. Always willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. All of this sickens me.'’
Stalked again, a rant by mocking.
miss_teal is stalking mocking
miss_teal’s REAL name :
Ferry Keene
miss_teal’s REAL DOB :
25th November 1976
Height :161 cm
Weight : 54.4 kg
miss_teal has dreamt about you :
14 times
miss_teal became interested in you :
03rd August 2003
miss_teal’s latest dream about you
mocking is awoken by the heavy breathing of miss_teal who is sitting on your bed stroking a fat ginger cat. Your stalker winks at you and pat’s you on the groin whilst you attempt to cower in horror beneath your bed linen.
This is how miss_teal describes your relationship behind your back
‘mocking thinks we are just friends! Ha! I’m moving in for the kill!’
miss_teal’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
You know the way all of your baby teeth mysteriously disappeared? Well miss_teal has them.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
miss_teal spent a worrying amount of money tattooing your name, spelt in chinese symbols down the side of their legs.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Hunnybugs! I’m drowning out at sea without you. S.O.S! Mayday! Give me a fuck and I’ll no doubt find land!
The Police
No. calls to the police :
6 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police. Send someone around immediately, some bastardin peeping tom is staring in at me with binoculars. They are approaching my door. Hurry!"
miss_teal’s Police File
miss_teal would be a nothing more than a loveable rogue if it were not for their love of samurai swords.
Testimonies about miss_teal
dellessa - A spouse-beating alco
‘I always suspected miss_teal was a little weird, but never THIS weird.’
magelet - Flaccid Pornstar
‘I’ve been friends with miss_teal all of my life and I know all of this is bullshit. mocking is such a drama queen.’
__paperthinhymn - Breastfeeder of Cats
‘I’m gonna kill mocking for being such a snide fucker. Who does it think it is? I’d love to give her a right slap in the chops! miss_teal is a brilliant person.’
delumiere - Marathon Munt
‘All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded mocking really is. I just wish it’d quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.’