Saturday night drama. you gotta love it. so its around 5 in the morning and crystal and i are coming home from sarah's party/drunken festival ready to take some pictures before dawn. We come up to the light of barker cypress and jarvis. I'm very relaxed at this moment just sipping on some leeeeeeeeeeeeeeean when crystal says "fuck." this can mean ( Read more... )

you want some leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean?

I knew it had to be too good to be true. Nothing works that perfectly, that quick. I just wish that for once someone could really see my heart and my intentions. Maybe I'm not good at showing the real me. I really am a shy person to an extent and its hard to be myself until i'm really comfortable. I'm just waiting for someone to keep persuing until ( Read more... )

as we were talking outside it was cold we were shivering yet warmed by the subject matter ( Read more... )

Well, after experiencing frequent headaches, i decided to visit the doctor. When i got to the office after undergoing several tests, the doctor concluded that i would have to have surgery. The surgery consisted of removing all the flesh from my face and scalp. The Doctor would then cut the exposed skull into many tiny squares saying goodbye to ( Read more... )

One of the greatest ways to die:
Driving w/ me at night...

The most relaxing pass-time:
Laying on floaties in the pool w/ your friends, and a dr. pepper...

The funniest commercial:
The manicans for mtv...

Whose fried rice should you never eat:
Cajun Grill's

What does Roxie think she is:
a dog

What all did i discover today:
All of the above

Emilie is taking the longest shower in the history of mankind.

And you're like a ninety's Jesus. You revel in your own phsycosis. How dare you. You sample concepts like orderves and you eat their questions for dessert. Is it just me or is it hot in here. And you're like a ninety's kennedy. And you're really a 6m9illion years old (you can't fool me). They'll throw opinions like rocks in riots and they'll ( Read more... )

24 hour party at Britt Critt's House featuring the most orgasmic band in the world, enloom. And maybe others ( Read more... )

WEll, as i was undressing to the three very horny males behind me in the white chevy malibu, i thought to myself : is this what i want to be doing for the rest of my life ( Read more... )