ranty work times
Okay seriously, if it's a kid's birthday and the parent specifically asked me if I got a cupcake, and I want to eat a fucking cupcake, and if at the end of the day I am responsible for myself and my decisions, then I'm going to eat a fucking cupcake.
Fuck you, co-worker who had to say "Yeah, but pretzels are better for you." Are you my mother? Are you my father? Are you some sort of nutritionist? Are you a doctor? Are you the boss of me?
So really I decided to eat the cupcake just to piss you off in the end.
I've never used the words "fuck" and "cupcake" so much before in my life.
Fuck you, co-worker who had to say "Yeah, but pretzels are better for you." Are you my mother? Are you my father? Are you some sort of nutritionist? Are you a doctor? Are you the boss of me?
So really I decided to eat the cupcake just to piss you off in the end.
I've never used the words "fuck" and "cupcake" so much before in my life.