I normally wouldn't care, but...

[modernorpheus]

A man attempted to blackmail Oprah Winfrey for $1.5 million by threatening to release damaging telephone conversations.

The man's name--Keifer Bonvillain

Bonvillain

Squee!

Comments

[celticqueen]

She'll just send in her minions (Dr Phil & company) and they'll do a D&D type battle before she comes along and smites him.

[rosencrantz99]

"Do you really expect me to be blackmailed?"

"No Miss Winfrey I expect you to die"

[modernorpheus]

(To the tune of the Theme from Goldfinger)

Bonvillain
He's the man, the man with indicting stuff...
Alleged stuff.
Like a Bond villain
If you don't give one-point-five million bucks
Your life will suck

For the words that he got from the phone
From an employee will make you prone
From the media who will make a killin'
Like a pack of wolves, 'cause

It's like Vaudeville... ain!
That's the stuff which makes up day-time TV
From 10 to 3

For the words that he got from the phone
From an employee will make you prone
From the tabloid freaks who know when you're illin'
It's the kiss of death from

Keifer Bonvillain
Don't be fooled by his clever fake mustache--
He wants your cash

He loves only cash
Only cash
He loves caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash!