So last nite I went bar hopping with my boy Thomas. We started off at Magoos for $5 pitchas and rubbah slippahs. Points of interest: I repeatedly utilized "do i need a library card, cuz i am checking you out", i got slapped, i also hit on three girls at once whom i affectionately referred to as crazy eyes, chubby wubby, and hawaiin hottie-for
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