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[modernzombie]

went to my school today on the way to nabbing some lunch just to check on my shit in terms of graduation. I've been super paranoid about some bullcrap somehow SUDDENLY popping up and ruining everything

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[turbotroll]

Greg Goodson, please come forward...And pay the last $549 on your account in order to receive your diploma.

Now, please. Cash only.

[modernzombie]

i'll pretend to reach for my wallet, swipe my diploma and skateboard off the stage